I have had a few close personal friends tell me I had to check out this band, Angry Octopus. I really don’t want to though. I like happy squid and I feel that perpetuating a society of angry octopi simply does a disservice to all the cephalopod mollusks. In fact I have totally refused to listen to this band until now. Happy octopuses be damned. This is the review now printed in ink.
Angry Octopus inhabit diverse regions of the hard rock, including metal reefs, riff heavy waters, and play harder than the junk of the ocean floor. They have numerous strategies for defending themselves against predators, including the expulsion of ink, the use of amazing vocal displays, their ability to jet quickly through manic guitar parts and slam drums from hell. Angry Octopus trails its eight arms behind it as it swims umm.. or something. All octopuses are venomous, but only one group, Angry Octopus, is known to be deadly to humans.