Here are a list of 10 things you can say to really piss of a true musician. Sure there might be meaner things you could say like “your band sucks” but here are the things you don’t know really hurts them. If you want the musician in your life to cry or if you want to risk a punch to the nose- feel free to say these things to your rock-star want-a-be. Oh, you should also not say rock star wanta-be.

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“The Beatles were overrated.”

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“My dad left me a 1960's Gibson SG- I keep it in the garage under some old oily rags.”

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“I would love to come see your band play but I have Nickelback tickets that night.”

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“I have medical insurance at my job, I don't think I have used it yet.”

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“You don't know me, I'm really drunk, I have never played a guitar before….. but can I play your guitar?”

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“Sorry I spilled beer on your gear. “

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“You guys should play my wedding- I can't pay you.”

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"I want you to give me guitar lessons. I hope you are really good at teaching because I am not going to practice at all and then blame you for my lack of progress."

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"Can you put me and my 20 friends on the guest list?"

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"I don’t really date musicians"