Five Reasons Your Bass Player Hates You

1. You think he is just a bad guitar player and that is why he plays bass.
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2. Every time you see him you ask him if he knows any Primus tunes.
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3. Asking to borrow a pick...
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4. You make fun of his ponytail.
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5. “Oh, you slap de the bass”… just shut up.
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